Foreplay-Dating and Golf

I've always told my daughter that if she is on a plane she should have two magazine with her, Fortune and Golf Digest.  Why?  A guy might look at her and say, wow, concerned about money AND plays golf.  Good combo.  Might get a date.  I'm just saying.  Anyway, Golf Digest has an article entitled Foreplay.  

The Lack of Information/Apparel Available to Women Regarding Golf

There used to be a great golf store here in my city dedicated strictly to women.  If you wanted the latest in any golf attire or equipment, she had it.  Only for women.  It was a real treat walking into that store.

A Golfer's Eulogy...No Joke

Of course we've all heard the quote about how a bad day on the golf course is better than a day at the office. I don't think this was the case for this guy.  But he obviously died a happy golfer.

Oh, The Things Men Do

My house is located on the other side of a small lake from our golf course.  I can clearly see the men's tee boxes.  One sunny morning, I'm outside on my deck, enjoying a cup of coffee and trying to keep my three cats from jumping off the deck.  I hear the familiar "whack" or "thunk" of a golf ball being hit.  I look to see if I recognize any of the men.  As I do, one saunters over to the trees, unzips, and let's fly.