You might think that I'm going to go on a rant about women not being allowed to play in the Masters. No. Enough's been said about that. I do know, for a certainty, that women are allowed to play the course but must be invited to play, just like any other player, by a member. No, this blog is about the spectre of women that hung over this year's tournament. Yes, men played the game but the topic was about: would Elin be there, would any of Tiger's mistresses show up in the gallery?